英语搭讪技巧|让撩妹不同寻常

清酒暖风

" L( W% n1 |3 D3 n$ R- X圣诞节、跨年夜...一个个适合约会的日子正在向你靠近！这个冬天，别再孤单的走在冷风中啦，今天就给你撩妹技巧大放送！
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3 c2 Y2 r2 e# H" V! I# _+ UPick up lines(搭讪)是个技术活，平时低调沉默的童鞋们，对同胞滔滔不绝，面对异性就羞涩万分的宅男们（脑补Raj...）。如何打破僵局，和对面心仪的TA说上几句呢？
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& B0 [; S2 O  a- T# s6 D01正确示范
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# R% b) j7 ?* gNo.1: （冷笑话型）
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5 e; E5 x/ q( |* W-足够破冰（双关：打破沉默）！
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No.2（没话找话型）
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/ T6 l- r  \2 r% P0 a“What kind of dog is that?”
* w/ ~0 _5 `# y; m4 _' d2 m9 `9 P“Hey, nice shoes.”

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0 [& b: \5 d) f6 u1 _No.4（常规型）
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" m- m! T2 y4 @- I+ Q: L, o1 j-You look like someone I know. Haven't we met before?

7 S5 S9 T3 @7 }$ c) R6 j2 R-Don’t I know you from xx class?”
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5 ^4 s) b$ ~% [, L: ~-Excuse me, are you (insert name)?

! U8 L8 V4 t: ~# L0 v0 {No.5（夸赞型）
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8 H, r$ ?; \- F9 h- @/ b-That's a great haircut.

( S' d) x) s7 ^-You have a great smile.

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No.6（酒吧场景）

9 A3 s, _$ X% ^' x9 M  ~1 G-(To the bartender) I'll have what the handsome gentlman (beautiful lady) is having.
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-Can I buy you a drink?

-Are you here alone?
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-What do you say we go somewhere quiet...

2 n( ]( y0 g9 |5 q( i-Let me buy you a drink.

02错误示范

1. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
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2. It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out! (See Note 1)

NOTE 1
To check out someone means to look and examine them because you are interested in or attracted to them. (slang)

Example: That guy just checked you out.

: D, a4 n3 f5 ^. `; lHowever, to check out something from the library means to borrow it.

Example: Can I check out this book?

3. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, do not worry because I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

4. Do you believe in love at first sight (一见钟情), or should I walk by again?
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5. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE (See Note 2) written all over you.

NOTE 2
To describe someone as fine means: that person is very sexy, beautiful, attractive, gorgeous, hot, or just overall good-looking. Be careful though, because girls
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: D- X2 }' f* J0 v% s6. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall…is in love with me. (See Note 3)

7. So did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

NOTE 3
To fall in love with someone means “坠入爱河” in Chinese.



8. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

9. Are you a magnet? Because I’m attracted to you.
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' [( u" w/ E, z: p10. You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day. (See Note 4)

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9 j4 B. I: U! i0 [If something has been running through your mind all day, it means that you have been thinking about it, all day.
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03“明星”示范

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Damon（吸血鬼日记）
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/ M4 {/ }7 V1 X* Z, tJane（暮光之城）
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Sheldon（生活大爆炸）

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Walter（绝命毒师）
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Rose（神秘博士）
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咕噜（指环王）
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! r: i# r, s7 H7 j看了这么多还不会？

9 D" e% Z9 N3 {  l6 z, h理科生不懂浪漫？
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3 ^+ y- Z" U4 g% a7 [看这里，别的理科生怎么表白～

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实在不行，学学笛卡尔，

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/ z" L8 _4 |' T- @最后，附上男神（经）Joey的必杀技
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勇敢去吧！

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如果碰壁了...
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& [  T/ S  a; N* U送你挽尊语~



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Betsey

精妙絕倫的精品，感謝啊！期待你更多更好的創作哦！

Bitesince

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Timetame

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残留物

偶像^^小生一直都在關注你的原創！小生對你之仰慕如滔滔江水連綿不絕！

Rubye

学习了，楼主的想法真心不错

信基哥原地复活

学习了，楼主的想法真心不错

Allure

偶像^^小生一直都在關注你的原創！小生對你之仰慕如滔滔江水連綿不絕！

sher009

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